“Employees must wash hands” is code for "You probably shouldn't eat here."
by Khalani Weltis
“I took my alcohol anonymous coworker to the bar for his 40th birthday. I thought it would be a nice change to his pace. Nobody has seen Ralph in 3 weeks.”
by Khalid Wells
“I put $20.01 in the gas tank but only meant to put $20...And that, my son, was how you were born.”